Buy My Book!

My book, “How to Marry a Finnish Girl”, is out now on its 12th print edition (!!) from Gummerus Publishers, Finland’s oldest publishing house. Buy it online a hardback, softcover, and Kindle formats from Amazon. Read reviews from Goodreads.

All the secrets about Finland and the Finns are finally revealed in “HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Wanted to Know about Finland that Finns Won’t Tell You”. Simply buying this book guarantees that you will:

– Make Out with Your First Finnish Girl in 24 Hours (or less!)
– Move to Finland in a city that doesn’t contain the word “poo”
– Land a Job that Makes Your Finnish In-Laws Proud
– Not Only Speak Finnish Fluently, but Teach it too
– Get on the Front Page of a Major Finnish Tabloid
– Identify a Finn on holiday in the Canary Islands

And More!

I could go on and on how great this books is, and erm, how accurate in that cliché kinda way, but I suppose I’ll just have to stop and let you go get your copy – and do get one even if you are a Finn, I haven’t laughed throughout a book in ages! 

Niina


Hilarious, compact, real, easy to read. If you have read too much praise for Finland in many aspects, this may bring some realistic pictures.

LHN

Hilarious book. Makes fun of everything which may be considered sacred in Finland. It is extremely funny, how the author turns his misery of living in such a remote, depressive and socially backward place into state-of-the-art humor. Must read.

Pal Viktor

This was hilarious and amusing, couldn’t help laugh many times. The description of the Finnish engineer, for example 😀 And, yes, I have all the things that belong to every Finnish home: Arabia dishware, Aalto vase, tiny trashcan under the sink, pile of shoes by the door and mölkky 🙂

Helena

Funny funny funny!! 😀

Joy